Elf Puncher by Simon Archer

Author:Simon Archer [Archer, Simon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fantasy
Published: 2019-10-20T05:00:00+00:00

17

We found Nyah and Deity in the barn. The females were in the blue corner, chatting. Deity helped Nyah pull on her second glove and tied it around her wrist tightly.

“Deity,” I whined, “I thought you would be in my corner.”

“I’m always in your corner, Rico,” she replied with an award-winning smile. “Just today, I think I’m going to be in Nyah’s too. She could use a little extra female power of her side, don’t you think?”

“Yeah, thanks for that,” I said with a disapproving shake of my head.

Deity bounced over to me and pressed her hands against my chest. She lifted her head and puckered her lips for a kiss. Reluctantly, I obliged with a short peck. Nevertheless, Deity beamed.

“Good luck,” she said as she reached up and touched my cheek.

“Thanks, Deity,” I said back, unable to hide my own smile.

“Well, aren’t you two just as cute as pie,” Nyah called out from her corner. “Do you want to forfeit so you can bone her in the barn?”

I knew her words were mere taunts, but they still got to me. A fierce need to protect Deity, even from silly teases, flared in my belly. I stepped in front of my girlfriend and headed for the ring. I tightened my frame and ripped off my shirt over my head.

“I’ll bone her in celebration after I win,” I responded.

Deity whistled approvingly behind me. It took all my self-control to stay ahead of her and keep glaring when all I wanted to do was race back to Deity and kiss her senseless.

Barth waited in the red corner with my gloves. He tied the left one on and then the right. The elf didn’t say a word as he did this. I tried to get some advice from him.

“What do you think, coach?” I wondered. I gestured my head towards Nyah. “How do you think she’ll play?”

“Fast,” Barth grumbled.

“She is lean,” I noted. “Probably limber too.”

“Power is your friend here,” Barth said as he directed his words to my glove so Nyah couldn’t read his lips. “She doesn’t have a lot of weight on her. Land a couple of solid punches, and you will have her calling it in a heap on the floor.”

“Too bad we don’t have Gerry here to make it all nice for us, huh?” I said as I glanced about our rundown surroundings.

“A fight is a fight. Doesn’t matter where it is,” Barth said sagely. “You do the same moves whether there are thousands of people watching or two.”

I nodded, thinking through my moves. When Barth looked up and caught me, the elf smacked me in the head.

“Stop that!” Barth snapped. “Don’t think about it too much. Get in there and feel the moves. If you stand there thinking about it the whole time, she’ll get enough punches in to knock you out in the second round!”

“Alright, alright,” I said and shook my head as if that would send the thoughts flying out my ears.

I hopped a couple of times from foot to foot.

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